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    Every day has to start somewhere (or I've really got nuttin to say & I wanna waste your time)
    Thursday, February 23, 2006

    I've got a bit of a morning tradition at work.  After I turn on my computer and during its boot process, I pick up a copy of the newspaper that's kept by the secretary's desk.

    "How are you doing today, 'Nerd," she asked.

    "Little tired...and sluggish," I said.  And then an epiphany hit me: "I say that every morning, don't I?"

    "Yes, you do," she laughed.  "You're tired every morning: you must have quite the night life."

    I paused and thought how I usually spend my nights.  Video games, internet, reading, television, writing, insomnia.  "No, I don't--I should really start going to sleep earlier."

    © 2006 siknerd.com



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