It was raining hard today when I woke up.  I don't like the rain--I'm a California boy.  I didn't go to class when it rained--why can't I extend the same policy to work?

What happens to guys when they become boyfriends?  I can't figure it out.  It's like they lose all their individuality.  They stop being Ben, Tom, Brad and turn into Bennifer, Tomkat, and Bradgelina.  It's like they stop being one, singular person and instead become something else.  Before becoming a boyfriend, they did whatever pleases them.  Now every matter--ranging from where to have dinner and what time to wake up--has to be discussed by a two-person committee.

Maybe I don't understand it because it's not the life for me.  When I see my friends with girlfriends, I'm reminded of those zombie movies.  You know what I'm talking about: one character makes another character promise that he won't let him turn into that and he'd shoot him before it happens.  I never wanna become a boyfriend--not like that.  I only hope one of my friends has the decency to kill me before it happens.